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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

One confusing letter.



As many of you know, I’ve decided to take the plunge and try to get my MBA. I took the GMAT in June and I’ve been getting my applications out over the course of the last month or so.

Last night I went to check the mail, and sitting in my mailbox was an envelope from the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. I pulled it out of the box and looked at it. It was thick. This has to be a good sign, right?

I tore open the envelope and read the letter. It said:
Certificate of Admission to the University of Nebraska-Lincoln
Todd Grandominico is admitted into UNL Graduate Studies
Entry Date: Spring Semester 2005-2006
Degree Objective: Non-Degree
Program of Studies: Post Baccalaureate

Yes! I did it!! I’ve officially been accepted into graduate school. This was such a thrill and I practically ran back to my apartment to read the letter five or six more times.

Unfortunately, upon doing so a feeling of horror slowly crept over me. Spring Semester 2005-2006? On-Campus? NON-DEGREE?!?!?!?!

Knowing this couldn’t possibly be right I double-checked a copy of my application and I found that I did apply for the program I wanted to; Fall Semester 2006-2007, the distance MBA program, and I was definitely working toward a degree.

Shit happens I guess, but at least I have a letter saying I’ve been accepted into some sort of graduate program, along with a host of information on how to obtain my student ID card and enroll in classes which I’ll apparently never receive credit for. Oh well.

Maybe I shouldn’t be so surprised though. I mean, this is the same university that admitted Tommy Lee so NBC could film a reality show.

In any event, that’s probably enough excitement for one day. Please excuse me while I place my first-ever phone call to the state of Nebraska.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Iowa State is the only school in the Big 12 worth a shit anyways.

December 20, 2005 3:49 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Howie is mistaken, Texas and Texas Tech have good programs as well.

December 21, 2005 1:43 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Indeed it is.

December 21, 2005 2:01 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Texas Tech? Has Elliott added another team to his group of 7 that he supports?

December 21, 2005 4:19 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, but that's just football teams. He has at least six business schools that he roots for too.

December 21, 2005 6:03 PM

 

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