Our celebrity couples.

In case you didn't hear the big celebrity news today, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having a baby. I personally couldn't care less, but it was kind of funny listening to all of the hype surrounding these two.

Meaningless as it was though, the story did have one good effect...it got me thinking.

Now, we've all heard about Bennifer's I & II and that the press' favorite new couple "Brangelina" is expecting a child. They seem to love to combine celebrity couples' names like this, and I wondered, what about my friends? So, here they are, some factual (and some fictional) pairings from my esteemed group of friends:

Sam Schwalb and Kimberly Doan: Samberly
Julie Thomason and Gary Gillis: Julry (Or Julary if you talk like W.)
Howard Kalin and Joanna Finkestein: Howanna
John Bradshaw and Jennifer Caron: Johnnifer
"Scott" and Carina Abernathy: Scarina
Mike and Angela Michetti: Mangela

And finally, my personal favorite:
Michelle Krogmeier and Elliott Schwartz: Michelliott