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Monday, January 02, 2006

A few predictions for 2006.

With 2005 officially over, it’s time to sit back and think about 2006 and what it might bring. None of us can tell the future, but we can certainly make a few predictions. So what will come in 2006? Read on to find out.

- The Eddie Money comeback tour will be hottest ticket of 2006.
- At some point during the year, Michelle Krogmeier will get pooped on by a bird.
- The poker craze will finally start to go away.
- Jennifer Caron will get extremely mad at Howie. Note: This prediction came true roughly two hours into 2006.
- The University of Nebraska will finally admit me into the correct graduate program.
- Rick Van Gundy will break my record and catch a bigger northern pike than I did in Canada.
- Jorge will never again go to the wrong restaurant.
- The chants of “Sam ‘06” will be heard throughout the year and will eventually transform into “Sam ‘07.”
- The Dip-Off will be next big thing to sweep the nation.
- My Mother’s complaining about not having a daughter-in-law will intensify.
- Elliott’s recurring dream will come true as he becomes friends with Tiger Woods.
- Tom Cruise will be declared insane.
- We will all have some unbelievable travel stories by this time next year.
- Julie Thomason will finally be able to order her own wine.
- Howard Kalin will not only begin referring to himself as, “The Godfather of the Blog,” but will also begin speaking entirely in the third person.

And finally…
- 2006 will be an unforgettable year.

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