The effects of alcohol.

In order to better understand the effects of alcohol we have commissioned an experiment in which Subject A was given massive amounts of alcohol of varying types. This experiment was conducted in a controlled environment with only willing participants.

As you can see from the following picture, Subject A is enjoying himself early on in the evening. He looks happy, and appears to enjoy taking part in the revelry that surrounds him. His speech is coherent and he has control over his motor skills.
As the evening progresses, Subject A experiences reduced activity in the central nervous system. He begins to lose control of his motor skills and is no longer able to remain seated in an upright position. As we can also note from this picture, the area most affected by the loss of muscle control appears to be the area surrounding the eyes.

With the evening winding down, the motor skills of Subject A are deteriorating rapidly. He has lost nearly all ability to control his vision and seems unable to focus on any given object. It also appears that he has entered a state of euphoria, as evidenced by his face being locked into a permanent smile. It should also be noted that Subject A is not only losing physical control of himself by this point, but that he has also lost all ability to choose attractive headwear.
In concluding this experiment, it has been determined that consuming massive amounts of alcohol affects muscle control, motor skills and most importantly fashion sense.